We don’t believe in one or two players hogging the camera. $GDILDO is about uniting everyone together with pleasing distribution - we’re here to satisfy the needs of our stakeholders.
We want you, the community, to take charge. Tell us what you need, want, or even tell us your wildest fantasies. We only make changes when we all agree.
Mostly seen in equities markets, our smart contract tucks away 4% of every transaction to buy back $GDILDO and burns it whenever a sell happens
Our GDILDOnomics experts optimise the coin for thrusting upward in price in the most frictionless environment possible. With $GDILDO at your fingertips, it’s never been easier to peel back the curtains and ease yourself into the exciting world of crypto.
$GDILDO is for private eyes only - and a lot of people prefer $GDILDO when they’re anonymous so they don’t get too attached. Non-doxxed teams can work the sweet spots just as well as doxxed teams. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
The man with the stickiest keys in crypto. He turns glazed donuts into code...at least, he says that’s glaze.
Our community ringleader is always up for going on cam to chat. Always.
Our marketing and communications officer says sex sells...we aren’t convinced.
Our fearless leader and head honcho. He’s so green, Greta Thunberg can’t even yell at him.
To get your hands around some $GDILDO, this is what you need to do:
Simply visit trustwallet.com and download the application. The app is secure and widely used in the de-fi market. (Remember to never share your seed phrase)
Purchase BNB or BSC to fund your wallet with. These coins are used in the Binance Smart Chain environment.
Pancake Swap is an exchange that allows users to swap BNB with defi coins. iPhone users must enable trust browser first.
Set version to V2 on PancakeSwap, click ‘Select A Currency’ and enter the contract:
Don’t forget to set your slippage to 12%.
Green Dildo coin is about going as far as a crypto coin can go when it comes to deep engagement with the community - we get as close to them as gloves do hands. We redistribute 4% of all transactions and stuff them in the waistbands of the community - and they don’t even have to dance for it. We only hand the baton to the next phase when the community says we’re ready because we think consent is sexy; and that doing it with a group is way better than doing it solo. You know, cryptocurrency.