4% REDISTRIBUTION

4% BUY-BACK

2% MARKETING

The Coin That Gets Better as It Gets Bigger

Green Dildo Finance ($GDILDO) is a decentralised cryptocurrency with a girthy presence that spreads the love around and never gives you the shaft 💚 $GDILDO is a slick piece of work that gets better the more you use it. Not only do we redistribute 4% of all transactions back into the $GDILDO community but another 4% of every transaction is used to buy back $GDILDO after every sell order!

A Grip On What Matters

We don’t believe in one or two players hogging the camera. $GDILDO is about uniting everyone together with pleasing distribution - we’re here to satisfy the needs of our stakeholders.

Rock Hard Community

We want you, the community, to take charge. Tell us what you need, want, or even tell us your wildest fantasies. We only make changes when we all agree.

LOADS OF BUY-BACKS

Mostly seen in equities markets, our smart contract tucks away 4% of every transaction to buy back $GDILDO and burns it whenever a sell happens

JUNE
  • 🥒 $GDILDO Launch
  • 🥰 First Marketing Push (Twitter, Cameo, Reddit, TikTok, IG)
  • 📊 CoinGecko/CoinMarketCap Listing
  • 🏆 Community Giveaways & Contests
  • 🥞 PancakeSwap Logo
  • 🔒 Security Audit
JULY
  • 📈 Exchange Listings
  • 🏆 Community Giveaways & Contests
  • 🤝 Major Influencer Partnerships
  • 🧢 Release Exclusive Merch
AUGUST
  • 🥒 Release Prototype Of Dildo Farm®
  • 💁‍♀️ Onboard More Influencers + Media/News Coverage

PRICE PROJECTION ANALYSIS

Our GDILDOnomics experts optimise the coin for thrusting upward in price in the most frictionless environment possible. With $GDILDO at your fingertips, it’s never been easier to peel back the curtains and ease yourself into the exciting world of crypto.

THIS IS OUR TEAM

$GDILDO is for private eyes only - and a lot of people prefer $GDILDO when they’re anonymous so they don’t get too attached. Non-doxxed teams can work the sweet spots just as well as doxxed teams. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • The Green Tickler

    The man with the stickiest keys in crypto. He turns glazed donuts into code...at least, he says that’s glaze.

  • Jade Thrillmaster 5000

    Our community ringleader is always up for going on cam to chat. Always.

  • The Viridian Nightmare

    Our marketing and communications officer says sex sells...we aren’t convinced.

  • The Emerald Prince

    Our fearless leader and head honcho. He’s so green, Greta Thunberg can’t even yell at him.

HOW TO BUY

To get your hands around some $GDILDO, this is what you need to do:

1. Download Trust Wallet

Simply visit trustwallet.com and download the application. The app is secure and widely used in the de-fi market. (Remember to never share your seed phrase)

2. Load your wallet with BNB!

Purchase BNB or BSC to fund your wallet with. These coins are used in the Binance Smart Chain environment.

3. Go to the DApps tab and click on Pancake Swap

Pancake Swap is an exchange that allows users to swap BNB with defi coins. iPhone users must enable trust browser first.

4. Swap for $GDILDO

Set version to V2 on PancakeSwap, click ‘Select A Currency’ and enter the contract:
0x718f127435213B48c1564C71558608df5770FE68
Don’t forget to set your slippage to 12%.

MISSION

$GDILDO IS ABOUT DEEPER ENGAGEMENT - A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH

Green Dildo coin is about going as far as a crypto coin can go when it comes to deep engagement with the community - we get as close to them as gloves do hands. We redistribute 4% of all transactions and stuff them in the waistbands of the community - and they don’t even have to dance for it. We only hand the baton to the next phase when the community says we’re ready because we think consent is sexy; and that doing it with a group is way better than doing it solo. You know, cryptocurrency.